February 2012
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clientsfromhell: Of all the many ideas I was given from this particular priest for the church website, this was by far the finest: “Could we make it so the site just kind of dies for three days, and then is miraculously resurrected on the Easter Sunday. That would be bonkers, right?” Sorry, I chose the wrong one before.
Feb 2nd
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Clients from Hell
clientsfromhell: Client: “Quick, what rhymes with ‘homepage’?” Me: “Why?” Client: “I’m making a song for the conference call, and I’m stuck.” Me: “roam…cage?” Client: “…” Me: “…” Client: “That’s what you’re going with? roamcage? And we hired you because you’re artistic?” I cannot stop reading this site. I have made it to page 40. Some of them echo my job all too closely.
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January 2012
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Future Janet Evanovich Paperbacks If Janet...
patrickcassels: Nightly Nineteen Terrible Twenty Fearsome Forty  Sizzlin’ Seven Hundred Thousand Trail-blazin’ Trillion Quaint Quadrillion Sexy Sexdecillion Sizzlin’ Centillion Tricky 10108.852142×1033 Grippin’ Googolplex Sizzlin’ Skewes Number Precious Planck Length Naughty “Numbers Have Become Meaningless” Sizzlin’ “We Know the Mind of God Now”
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A Series Of Movies About A Plucky Dog I Plan to...
patrickcassels: Crackers Saves the Day Crackers on the Case Crackers Sets Sail Bonjour Crackers Buckle Up, Crackers Crackers Clowns Around Crackers, You’ve Met Your Match Crackers Goes Ape Crackers Goes Greek KISS Adopts Crackers That’s Not Crackers! Crackers Pilots a Zepplin His Holiness Crackers Crackers on the Grassy Knoll You’re All Wet, Crackers Holy Fuck, It’s Crackers
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Jim Henson's Storyteller
I just got done watching the last episode of The Storyteller, a pretty neat show Jim Henson did in the late 80s. John Hurt is the storyteller and, with his puppet dog BFF by his side, he regales us with old folk tales (only 9 episodes total). The reason I am telling you about it is because episode 9 stars a young SEAN BEAN! Click this link to go to the video, skip to 10:25 if you are impatient....
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1973 VW / Volkswagen chicken coop/shed/green... →
I want to make everything out of vans.
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Mindplotter (by Polynoid)
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"His Face All Red" →
Sweet little comic. It’s not very comic, though, that is a misnomer.
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